My handler told me about a charity project for a no-kill shelter.
This is what I'm thinking: I'm thinking for every arty thing people make for dogs I don't even get to see or sniff, I should get this:
Then, she told me all about a video she saw.
This is what I'm thinking: I'm thinking for every dollar sent to help dogs I don't even get to chase or hump, I should get one of these:
Then my person told me that she was thinking that if I wasn't careful, I'd be getting something like this:
Very funny.