I love life.
I'm really easy going.
I am always happy and perky and smiling and I always have a good thought for everyone.
And then they have to ruin everything by giving me a bath.
First, I have to stand one sink away from the garbage.
Then, I was willing to leave politely..
...but they wouldn't let me.
So, I had to restore a little dignity.
I started shaking off water before they even put me in the towel.
It's a good thing they gave me a treat afterward.
Because I love Everyone.
